Bio

TWG Revolution

Humble beginnings

TWG Revolution basically came out of nowhere, or should we say...32 million(ish) gartons away.  The band was started on a distant planet in the Berkilles Star System called TWG and have been making music for many millennia.  The founding members are Fauda Osum and Klaus Wizzakay.  Klaus Wizzakay wanted to be a rockstar ever since his childhood, as he would pretend to play the bass with a satchuy (similar to a tennis racket) and scream out to the audience from his front porch.  Fauda Osum on the other hand, had dreams of fathering many star children and racing jet cycles, but had to settle for music instead due to a major "It Hurts" moment crash in the ditch.  Good thing that he did, as we wouldn't want his DNA spread across the Universe.  Anyhoo, back to the story...Fauda met Klaus on a Career Day held by the local Berkilles Star Search Council looking for jobless individuals willing to travel the galaxy to spread joy and happiness though music, via a cosmic revolution. They also wanted them off the planet ASAP.  As far as we know, they have been bouncing from star system to star system in search for an awesome fan base with their merry band of Clones.  They use Clones for the band because all of their original musicians had to "play it by ear" and didn't show up.  They have been touring for many years, with Earth being the final leg before returning home.  It is speculation that they crashed their ship somewhere in the continental US (near a state referred to as Nevada) and are trying to get enough funds to repair the ship before their boss finds out.  It's in Earth's best interest to get them home and off of your planet before they take over and "Make Rock Hard Again"       Welcome to the Revolution!